You're Amazon

Amazon: We need you to send more DVDs.

Me: I just mailed you a box.

Amazon: That was yesterday.

Me: What if I sent you twice as many this time.

Amazon: Do not send more product than we request.

Me: The same number of discs have sold every month for the last five years. You're Amazon. You must know this.

Amazon: Yes.

Me: DVDs are small and light.

Amazon: Yes.

Me: You have warehouses the size of small nations.

Amazon: Thank you for noticing.

Me: So why not just keep six months' worth instead of ordering a week's worth every week?

Amazon: Because we hate you.