Amazon: We need you to send more DVDs.
Me: I just mailed you a box.
Amazon: That was yesterday.
Me: What if I sent you twice as many this time.
Amazon: Do not send more product than we request.
Me: The same number of discs have sold every month for the last five years. You're Amazon. You must know this.
Me: DVDs are small and light.
Me: You have warehouses the size of small nations.
Amazon: Thank you for noticing.
Me: So why not just keep six months' worth instead of ordering a week's worth every week?
Amazon: Because we hate you.