The Most Important Button in There

I was doing some housecleaning when I found this video from 2006.

Imagine. We had just moved to South Carolina from Ithaca, NY only a few months prior. My son was 3 and I was looking for a Saturday outing. Trying to embrace our new and very unfamiliar home, still hoping we hadn't made a terrible mistake, I thought a festival devoted to okra seemed charming.

This was what greeted us.

I only had some Virgin mobile phone with a sub-par camera, since those were the days before smartphone ubiquity. Only the audio matters, really.