Sveltanschauung

Went swimming this morning and immediately afterwards invented a new word. Are you sitting down?

Sveltanschauung\ˈsvelt-ˌän-ˌsha-əŋ\—noun.
An all-encompassing, fundamental world view of what the universe is going to be like after I lose just a little more weight.

You guys can use it whenever you want, license-free. Just, you know, link back.