FACT: All stores in Delaware are required by law to be outlets. Exceptions can be made for novelty t-shirt stores.
FACT: In Delaware, all televisions in a given household must be turned on, even if no one is watching them.
FACT: In Delaware, it's Local on the 8's.
FACT: Any land in Delaware steeper than a 3% grade must be paved.
FACT: Signage outside local businesses in Delaware must affirm that God has in fact blessed America.