FACT: Every surface in Delaware is covered in bird poop.
FACT: In Delaware, there is one doctor’s office per capita.
FACT: There are no trees in Delaware.
FACT: There is no sales tax in Delaware. Merchants are required to raise prices so that they are the same or higher than everywhere else.
FACT: In Delaware, everyone by law must read the entire menu out loud.
FACT: In Delaware, all car passengers over the age of 70 must give directions to the driver simultaneously.
FACT: Delaware birds are only able to build nests under bedroom windows.
FACT: In Delaware, it is not possible for anyone to stop talking for two goddamn minutes.