Father-in-Law: Dear, I have a couple questions for you. When do we leave to go home?
Mother-in-Law: Dear, this is our home.
FIL: So we'll be staying here for a few more days.
MIL: We'll be staying here until we die.
Jen: That might be tomorrow.
A variation on this happens every ten minutes or so. For some reason, my mother-in-law goes out of her way to answer his questions in a way that confuses him even more. Mortgage details, back account and direct deposits. His eyes glaze over, and Jen gets so frustrated.