Can we register idiots?

Let me get this straight. SC lawmakers want to pass a hardass immigation bill. No surprise there.

But the mechanism will be to require illegal immigrants to register? How about we require the folks making meth to get their trailers zoned for commerce, that oughta cut down on drugs! And let's change legal tender in the state to gold instead of the dollar to rein in debt!

Oh wait, they actually tried that...