Mow.

I still say that there’s a serious problem in choosing to cultivate a plot that only wants to grow and reproduce just like the rest of us, and then basing your relationship with that plant solely on trying to keep it from doing as its Creator intended. Grass is beautiful, lawns are dumb.

But, if you’re going to get a ticket for not mowing, might as well make a project out of it, eh? MakeZine “Thoughts on Lawn Mowing.”